Wait. Are you going to abandon Min-chan and me?
I've had enough of having my life
being dictated by you and our child!
I'm sick of it!
I've got things I want to do, too!
Is Mom never coming back?
That's not it.
She's just going on a long trip.
Did she abandon me?
No, she'll be back soon.
With plenty of souvenirs for you—
L-Lies!
I heard everything!
Mom abandoned me because of you!
You lied about protecting Mom and me!
Give Mom back!
Mom!
I want to see Mom!
You wanna go, transfer student?
Super annoying.
Get her!
Let's go!
Min-chan!
What'd you come here for?
Sensei called me to school.
Said it was urgent.
Did something happen?
Another fight?
Leave me alone.
I can look out for myself.
Is this the Earthling that seduced my son?
A-Are you an alien?
At least she's female.
But I have no interest in women anymore.
All the women who got involved
with me ended up in misfortune.
You'll vanish from this world before long, too—
Annoying!
Lacking!
Horrifically lacking!
Don't die just yet.
You have to see how I massacre all the Earthlings.
I'll take my time killing you after that.
Man, my head hurts.
This planet's booze is some crazy shit.
Just one sip made me blank out.
I drank too much.
Min-chan?
What's wrong, Min-chan?!
Hey!
Morning Yamada!
Min-chan! Min-chan!
Min-chan...
Hang in there, Min-chan!
Min-chan! Min-chan!
Hang in there!
D-Daddy...
You still can't come home?
Can't say I appreciate checking your phone during a business dinner.
Min-chan has a seafood allergy!
She's in a lot of pain.
I apologize.
You have it good for someone so young.
Calls and texts... You're more popular than us.
Wife calling
I'm really sorry!
It's one of those Nigerian prince scam callers. I'll switch it off right away.
It's your wife, right?
Maybe it's urgent.
Take the call.
Hello? I'm working, damn it!
Stop—
What? Is she that sick?!
Taxi!
Hey, stop!
Hey!
Why can't I get through to the taxi company?!
You knew about Min-chan's allergy!
Why'd you feed her chirimenjako!
It's got prawns in it!
Daddy...
Hang in there, Min-chan! You can't die!
If you do, I die with you!
I won't die, damn it!
You're alive? Thank goodness!
Who was it? Beatles was it?!
Who made my waifu—
That was a good one, Moemoe.
F-F-F-Father?!
W-What are you doing here?
Come back already, you useless brats.
Give me another chance, Father!
My plan is one step away from fruition.
My disguise skill is perfect!
Nobody has noticed who I am.
I can completely erase this planet's superhero.
Perfect, my ass.
The moment the "Shit, Shit, Come Out" spell didn't work on you,
it was obvious you weren't an Earthling!
Impossible!
My rubrub transformation ability is flawless.
I can look like anyone I want!
Father knows!
He remembers all those lonely nights he called me to his room,
made me transform into all sorts of women,
and stay with him all night!
Even if you were just trying to get ahead, that's fucked up.
That's right. I am flawless perfection—
SHADDUP!
Don't reveal that!
Moemoe, too.
Your horsing around ends here.
We're leaving at once.
No. I'm staying here with Min-chan.
Ridiculous!
Your little brother is dead, and your older brother is useless and a crossdresser.
You must inherit the throne and
conquer the entire universe in the near future!
For the sake of the universe and mine.
Sorry, Min-chan.
I've got sudden plans.
Let's go to the beach some other time.
It's all for the company's sake.
For the sake of themselves, companies, and universes...
Everyone's so selfish.
No.
I don't care about the throne.
I'd rather stay with Min-chan.
This place is tiny, but warm.
When I met Min-chan, I found out about this warmth and came to love them both.
This is the home I seek!
Hey, wake up already! It's showtime!
Huh? Time for the last train already?
Well said!
You've become a man, son.
Then take responsibility for the future yourself.
Father! Thank you for understanding!
The danger has passed, Min-chan!
Now Earth is totally safe!
Moemoe, were you listening to what I said?
I said take responsibility yourself!
If you like this place so much,
fertilize its soil with your corpse!
Oh, no! It's all coming down!
Wait, he's still over there!
You can't! Fatty will be fine!
No! Don't touch me!
Down we go!
I'm on it!
What would a brat like you know?
Earthlings have short lifespans.
You will have to endure limitless sorrow when you're left behind.
Control Center!
Warp us to the ship!
And bring this planet to ruin!
No way! A light speed EM cannon?!
And the story's entering the climax!
This is bad!
It's the perfect scene for the superhero to make his belated entrance.
I take a nap, and I feel like I've been beaten black and blue.
And the apartment complex is gone.
Wow, did I fall from the third floor? Being immortal is crazy.
Hey you, the big asshole!
Who are you?
That doesn't matter.
How dare you do this to my home? There's nothing left!
You'll pay!
Your ass is grass, and I'm gonna smoke it!
Oh, wow. Are you an ass man, superhero?
You even broke my toilet!
This is but the beginning.
What I want to destroy is this entire planet!
Dude, don't tell me...
Your wife cucked you and had another man's child, and now you're mad?
Wife Cucked You
Another Man's Child
Mad
N-Now that you know my secret,
I'll have to erase you, leaving not a speck behind!
Wow, bull's-eye?
Tenth Day as a Superhero "This Episode Is Low on Laughs and Salt Content"
This episode is low on comedy and salt content.
Taking a closer look, your face really pisses me off.
Show me what you've got, superhero!
Piss off already!
W-What just happened?
My all-out hit bore no fruit. He didn't even pant.
Fruit panties?
Wearable and edible?
Man, I still don't really get it.
Just what is my superpower?